Confidence Pretender Pillows

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Leadership suits you

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

PEP TALKS!

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Never Apologize for Being Yourself