Confidence Pretender T-Shirts

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Leadership suits you

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

Personal Cheerleader.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

PEP TALKS!

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'