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"You'd be pretty if you'd just lose some height."

Ego Increasing School

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Always expect the best

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Learning Curve

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"It looked better on pinterest."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"