Confidence Conjurer T-Shirts

Once a month she purified the mailbox of the Evil Spirit of Rejection.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Bright Idea

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Ego Increasing School

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

PEP TALKS!

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Don't write it!"

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

"She works best in hex mode."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

"I have to know how it's done."

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