Spirit Conjurer T-Shirts

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Human Recources Management

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't write it!"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Saxophone summoning.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"She works best in hex mode."

"I have to know how it's done."

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

Paint charming.

Alien Magician

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

"He has a fevered imagination."

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Trouble

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

Sawing the PC in half.