Crafty Conjurer T-Shirts

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Human Recources Management

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Creativity

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artistic license.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Henri Matisse

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'