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A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Human Recources Management

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Don't write it!"

"She works best in hex mode."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"I have to know how it's done."