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A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Human Recources Management

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

My Cauldron Rules

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"She works best in hex mode."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Don't write it!"