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Human Recources Management

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Artistic license.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Godot finally turns up

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I have to know how it's done."

Witch Online

'It's another canvasser dear'

Alien Magician

Still life?

Paint charming.

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Coffee Coven