Pc Conjurer T-Shirts

Sawing the PC in half.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Human Recources Management

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Snakecharming.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"She works best in hex mode."

"I have to know how it's done."

Quwaket

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Alien Magician

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Profession : Cartoonist

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

Kekule was predestined

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Is anyone chairing this meeting?'

Fakir has chamber pot with nails.

Scientist