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Bright Idea

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Second lifeReal life.

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Henri Matisse

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"The usual, please."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"She works best in hex mode."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Witch Online

'It's another canvasser dear'

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Still life?

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."