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'Needs salt!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Human Recources Management

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Col Pugno

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Balancing Act.