Classroom Conjurer T-Shirts

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'I am a little like a surrogate parent, social worker, ring master, juggler, motivator, leader, nutritionist and drill sergeant.'

"My moms a magician's assistant!"

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

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Creativity

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artistic license.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'