Classroom Conjurer Gifts

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'I am a little like a surrogate parent, social worker, ring master, juggler, motivator, leader, nutritionist and drill sergeant.'

"My moms a magician's assistant!"

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist and Musician

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Artistic license.

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

My Cauldron Rules

Henri Matisse