Digital Conjurer Gifts

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'Needs salt!'

Artist and Musician

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Creativity

Human Recources Management

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

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