Code Conjurer Gifts

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Bright Idea

Human Recources Management

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Guitars in Heaven

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Balancing Act.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"She works best in hex mode."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Alien Magician

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Profession : Cartoonist

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Sawing the PC in half.

Kekule was predestined