Chemical Conjurer Gifts

Scientist

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Kekule was predestined

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Human Recources Management

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Guitars in Heaven

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

My Cauldron Rules

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Balancing Act.

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."