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Scientist

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Kekule was predestined

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Human Recources Management

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"She works best in hex mode."

Balancing Act.

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."