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Economic analysis...

Magician producing the Euro

Balancing Act.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"The usual, please."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"She works best in hex mode."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

fortune teller and credit card.

Witch Online

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Euro crisis

Coffee Coven

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

Witching Hour