Checkout Conjurer T-Shirts

Dress your checkout conjurer in a clever t-shirt that showcases their whimsical craft. A fun, creative way to wear their magical personality with pride.

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'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.' mockup

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'

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Bright Idea

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"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward." mockup

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

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'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?' mockup

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

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'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!' mockup

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

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'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.' mockup

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

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'I'm a voice over artist.'

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'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.' mockup

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

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'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.' mockup

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

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Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work." mockup

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

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'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.' mockup

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

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"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!" mockup

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

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Balancing Act.

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"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies." mockup

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

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"She works best in hex mode."

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Magician producing the Euro

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fortune teller and credit card.

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Coffee Coven

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"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound." mockup

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

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"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?" mockup

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

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Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum. mockup

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

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'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'As many items as I want or no customer!' mockup

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

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10 items or less

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"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see." mockup

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

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'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.' mockup

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

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Profession : Cartoonist

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'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!' mockup

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

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Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.' mockup

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

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'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ). mockup

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

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"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level." mockup

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

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"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!" mockup

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

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Sawing the PC in half.

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"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..." mockup

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

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Supermarket Self Service Checkout mockup

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

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Checkout Conjurer T-Shirts Collection

Checkout Conjurer Mugs

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Checkout Conjurer Pillows

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Checkout Conjurer Prints

Browse our artistic prints that capture the magic of checkout conjurers — perfect for inspiring their creative surroundings.