Commercial Conjurer T-Shirts

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"Don't write it!"

"She works best in hex mode."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'