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'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.