Culinary Conjurer T-Shirts

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Needs salt!'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

MasterWitch

My Cauldron Rules

Witch's Brew.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

Ghostbasters 3

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

'Do you like it with or without beans?'

'I don't think much of these recipes!'

Eggnog recipes

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Late BroomStick

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witches of Instagram

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'