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Witches of Instagram

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'Needs salt!'

Baker Romance

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

The Inexperienced Cook

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

My Cauldron Rules

Chef makes a cook book.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Fallen Angel.