Recipe Conjurer Gifts

Witches of Instagram

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'Needs salt!'

Baker Romance

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Ghostbasters 3

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witch's Brew.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Fallen Angel.