Computer Conjurer Gifts

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"She works best in hex mode."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artistic license.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Henri Matisse

My Cauldron Rules

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.