Computer Conjurer T-Shirts

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"She works best in hex mode."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist and Musician

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Creativity

Human Recources Management

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artistic license.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Henri Matisse

My Cauldron Rules

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'