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Profession : Cartoonist

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Creativity

Ghostbasters 3

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artistic license.

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Fallen Angel.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

Henri Matisse