Coffee Conjurer T-Shirts

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Coffee Coven

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Human Recources Management

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Witches of Instagram

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

The Anti-Materialist

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

My Cauldron Rules

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Fallen Angel.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.