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Witching Hour

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"The usual, please."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Needs salt!'

Wordplay: Export.

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Guitars in Heaven

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

My first mistake.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Moon Martini

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

My Cauldron Rules

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'You've had enough.'

Healthy Witch Digest