Cocktail Conjurer Gifts

Witching Hour

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"The usual, please."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Needs salt!'

Wordplay: Export.

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

My first mistake.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Moon Martini

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Balancing Act.

Healthy Witch Digest

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."