Cocktail Concoctionist Gifts

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I forget to drink."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Wordplay: Export.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)