Cocktail Artisan Gifts

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

'Steak Ted?'

Cat Nip.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."