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'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."