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'By the time the artist has started work on these still life he had sadly lipped into chronic alcoholism.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita