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'By the time the artist has started work on these still life he had sadly lipped into chronic alcoholism.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita