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'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Superheroes Having a Drink