Cocktail Experimenter Gifts

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."