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Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Olive Martini Guillotine

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

Three-Martini Breakfast

Chillaxing!

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"We have ways of making you talk."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Ginspiration!

In case of emergency, break glass.

"The family insisted that at my age, I should install a bar in the shower."

'Special skills? Well, I've been told I make a mean martini!'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

Shaking dice.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

"I suppose I'm as happy as my portfolio will allow me to be."

'Take with water, take with food. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon?'

"Another Martoonie?"

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

'Blood of Christ, make it a double.'

Mediterranean Martini

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

'The man who discovered summer.'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

"To the lady in the harbor."