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I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Cocktail Franks

"A twist...a twist..."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Alpo on the rocks?!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita