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"This one is for converting a military base into a crafts center."

"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."

"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."

"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'

"Given what passes as normal nowadays, I doubt I'd even recognize the apocalypse if it came."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred