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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

"We thought it was a rough patch, but it turned out to be our life."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."