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'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

"We thought it was a rough patch, but it turned out to be our life."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird