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"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

Equality Bar

"Lovely cocktail party, but where's everyone?"

"Fancy a Harvey Wallbanger?"

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Cocktailgating. . . .

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Man stuck in desert tries to reach '1000 cocktails' book.

Two frogs enjoying a Martini, with flies as their replacement to olives.

Dirty Martini.

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

I said you could order off the adult menu. I didn't say you could order a vodka & tonic with a lime garnish.

Perhaps you can settle something for us. The waitress says you asked for a parasol because you think tiny raindrops might fall in your drink. The bouncer says it's a signal to fellow cult members. The manager says it's a cry for help. I say you're just a pretentious jerk. So ... who's right? ! !

Sit down, Mr. Fusco. This is a courtroom, not a singles bar. Certainly, your honor. May I have the bailiff send over a Cosmopolitan?

"Too much to drink, please."

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

"I'd rather be a huge part of the problem than a tiny part of the solution."

"At what do you toil?"

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."