Cocktail Enthusiasts Pillows

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

Equality Bar

"Lovely cocktail party, but where's everyone?"

"Fancy a Harvey Wallbanger?"

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Man stuck in desert tries to reach '1000 cocktails' book.

Two frogs enjoying a Martini, with flies as their replacement to olives.

Dirty Martini.

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Too much to drink, please."

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

"I'd rather be a huge part of the problem than a tiny part of the solution."

"At what do you toil?"

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"