Cocktail Enthusiast Prints

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Olive Martini Guillotine

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

Three-Martini Breakfast

Chillaxing!

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"We have ways of making you talk."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Ginspiration!

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"The family insisted that at my age, I should install a bar in the shower."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'Special skills? Well, I've been told I make a mean martini!'

Shaking dice.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Take with water, take with food. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon?'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"I suppose I'm as happy as my portfolio will allow me to be."

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

"Another Martoonie?"

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

Mediterranean Martini

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'Blood of Christ, make it a double.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.