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"Take us to your vodka."

Mimosa's Witnesses

"Well of course, he's still in clinical trials. But he looks very promising."

Join me in a cocktail!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'I like tennis - I've always been into mixed doubles.'

After a few cocktails, Grok makes the mistake of getting behind the wheel.

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Join me in a beer?

'You can tell her age by counting the rings.'

rich woman on horseback

Bling bling merrily on high.

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"Is that a Mid-Atlantic accent?"

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Martini Lovers

"Phyllis and I think this whole global warming thing is just a big crock!. . ."

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

The lady is a Vamp.

"He had a few drinks while planning where to meet for a drink before the pre-award drinks"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'That's it, no more stimulus for you.'

'The count goes vegetarian'

'A 'bloody mary' please....rhesus negative, if you have it.'

'I'd give anything to see the face of the firm's accountant.'

No electioneering beyond this point.

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

'A margarita, to take out please.'

Beer makes for strange buddies.

Drunk man sticks nose with olive

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

'Don't you get it? The never ending reception...the endless cocktail wienies...you've died and gone to hell!'