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"They're not home.."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

Superheroes Having a Drink