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Cat drinking 'dirty martini' while 'owner' is working to pay for cat food.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Fried chickens.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'