Cocktail Aficionados Who Love Cats Gifts

Cat drinking 'dirty martini' while 'owner' is working to pay for cat food.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

Baloneystini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'