Cocktail Lover Pillows

"Take us to your vodka."

Mimosa's Witnesses

"Well of course, he's still in clinical trials. But he looks very promising."

Join me in a cocktail!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'I like tennis - I've always been into mixed doubles.'

After a few cocktails, Grok makes the mistake of getting behind the wheel.

Martini Lovers

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

"Is that a Mid-Atlantic accent?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"Phyllis and I think this whole global warming thing is just a big crock!. . ."

Bling bling merrily on high.

rich woman on horseback

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

'You can tell her age by counting the rings.'

Join me in a beer?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Don't you get it? The never ending reception...the endless cocktail wienies...you've died and gone to hell!'

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

Drunk man sticks nose with olive

Beer makes for strange buddies.

'A margarita, to take out please.'

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

No electioneering beyond this point.

'I'd give anything to see the face of the firm's accountant.'

'A 'bloody mary' please....rhesus negative, if you have it.'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

The lady is a Vamp.

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

"He had a few drinks while planning where to meet for a drink before the pre-award drinks"

Drunk - "Now that's what I call a Sherry Trifle."

'The count goes vegetarian'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'