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'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock