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Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

'Special skills? Well, I've been told I make a mean martini!'

My first mistake.

"One nice thing about this prolonged economic crisis - it's brought back the 3 Martini lunch."

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

'What's your poison?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

"Grasshoppers all around."

Troublemakers Bar - 'St,,,stirred, not shaken,'

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'

"I like my martinis shaken. Let's find some turbulence."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

"Something life affirming. On the rocks."

Apres Golf

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

Smoke rings.

Coronavirus

Shaken not stirred

'I'll have red wine mixed with iced tea - you know, an Arnold Bomber.'

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

'You're a Bourbon, Louis - show me how to mix an old-fashioned.'

Homeless cocktail mixer.

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

The perfect martini.

We'll have Manhattans...

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

"What'll it be - up or on the rocks?"

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Drinker.