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Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

'Special skills? Well, I've been told I make a mean martini!'

My first mistake.

"One nice thing about this prolonged economic crisis - it's brought back the 3 Martini lunch."

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

'What's your poison?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

'Yeah, he's really good. Too bad he can only make one drink.'

Troublemakers Bar - 'St,,,stirred, not shaken,'

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

"Something life affirming. On the rocks."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Grasshoppers all around."

"I like my martinis shaken. Let's find some turbulence."

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'

We'll have Manhattans...

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'You're a Bourbon, Louis - show me how to mix an old-fashioned.'

Homeless cocktail mixer.

Shaken not stirred

'I'll have red wine mixed with iced tea - you know, an Arnold Bomber.'

The perfect martini.

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Apres Golf

Drinker.

"What'll it be - up or on the rocks?"

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"No, I said I wanted a highball!"

007 imposes his own sanctions